The Kiss - Louis Picard
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
"Hey, That’s No Way to Say Goodbye"
From Songs of Leonard Cohen
Marilyn Monroe by Andre de Dienes in 1945.
I want to do painting but ugh that requires thinking, and lifting my hand, and then crying because I can’t get the body shape right, and then crying because I painted the face too high, and then mudying of colours and then scrubbing off colours, and then burning the canvas along with all past half finished creations and I just don’t think I feel like that today.
Marilyn Monroe touches up her hair.
I’m an expert at killing beautiful plants I buy.
I’ve tried every method
- care for them, use that flippin expensive plant food & soil on them, water them daily/every second day.
- care for them moderately, one day care, next day don’t give a shit. etcetc
- Ignore them completely and act like they just turned up in your garden and you didn’t pay much money to have beautiful flower/herbs/berries growing.
however, they almost ALWAYS die within a couple of weeks.
I just have one question…HOW did these plants even come to be??? WHAT WERE THEY DOIN BEFORE HUMANS HAD TO PRUNE THEM & FEED THEM AND WATER THEM EVERY FEW DAYS HOW DID THEY STAND THE TEST OF TIME I DON’T GET HOW THEY CAN SURVIVE SOME OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST DISASTERS BUT ONE DAY WITHOUT WATER and they’re just like “nope, I’m out.”.
what the hell is going on with little fingers accent/speaking?
he’s talking so weirddddd
"I wish Pokémon were real!"
Beedrill is three feet tall.
So I think I may be the only person on the planet who disliked the Lego Movie.
The only movie I’ve ever walked out of.
The cast was great, and ads were funny, and EVERYONE was giving it raving reviews about how great it was for adults la la la.
Tried for the first 30 minutes to tell myself it was funny and i was enjoying it, I think I chuckled slightly once, but apart from that there was way too many ‘someone falling down, hitting themselves on multiple things and getting hurt’ type “funny” parts for me to stay. It is ultimately a kids movie and I would not call it a movie for adults like some reviews have been saying. ALSO i enjoy many kiddy kids movies. So, when i say not an adults movie, I mean one of the few kids movies that i didn’t enjoy.
Plus the kid behind me would loudly repeat any slightly funny line the main character said.
So yeah, I’m going to give it 2/10 lego pieces.